第七章 老吳即將就要投胎了啊，原來(lái)如此地……

　　{"body":[{"id":"29465697554509021","sort":"0","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"老人家，我給的時(shí)候給了大概兩千萬(wàn)吧，嗨，這個(gè)混蛋，前兩天我聽(tīng)說(shuō)有人給了五百萬(wàn)就行了！不過(guò)，你最好按照我這個(gè)標(biāo)準(zhǔn)來(lái)??！"},{"id":"29465709635099065","sort":"1024","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"哈，我數(shù)了一下，我兒子給我燒了兩億??！兩億哦！太棒了！"},{"id":"29465789905263222","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"瘋狂地被摧毀，才發(fā)現(xiàn)，才發(fā)現(xiàn)我的夢(mèng)在堅(jiān)強(qiáng)，在堅(jiān)強(qiáng)的堡壘！啊，我先唱一句歌！然后，我表示一種感嘆，啊，兩億！"},{"id":"29465799283586861","sort":"3072","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"對(duì)呀，對(duì)呀！嘿嘿！"},{"id":"29465803312005439","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"老人家，來(lái)，我來(lái)給你捶捶背！"},{"id":"29465814318986889","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"我來(lái)給你捏捏腿！這一路上，你肯定特別的類！哈哈，現(xiàn)在是不是覺(jué)得消散了你的疲憊！"},{"id":"29465826400109083","sort":"6144","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"小伙子不懷好心地幫他捶背，啞巴也笑嘻嘻地走過(guò)來(lái)幫著老吳捶腿、捏背等"},{"id":"29465840375084197","sort":"7168","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"不懷好心！獻(xiàn)殷勤，我知道我有幾分姿色，你們有什么需求就趕緊地提出來(lái)，畢竟過(guò)兩天我就投胎了，再想有什么出格的想法都沒(méi)有機(jī)會(huì)了！"},{"id":"29465844655429826","sort":"8192","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"先容我自言自語(yǔ)一會(huì)兒"},{"id":"29465852992506921","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"哦！我愛(ài)你，姑娘！你在何方！你是不是吃了飯，吃了幾碗，希望你健康"},{"id":"29465859167147587","sort":"10240","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"好的，我的自言自語(yǔ)結(jié)束了！現(xiàn)在我跟你說(shuō)正事！"},{"id":"29467068720103863","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"老頭你有所不知啊，這黃泉路上，如果給孟婆三千萬(wàn)就可以免除喝孟婆湯了！可以不忘今生！給輪回官五千萬(wàn)就可以投個(gè)好胎！"},{"id":"29467117580942539","sort":"12288","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"今生！額，我看，還是忘了比較好吧！"},{"id":"29467132362020723","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"是啊是啊，世上的事情就要記不得就不會(huì)痛苦了！忘了好，忘了好，哈哈哈，又升了孟婆那的三千萬(wàn)！"},{"id":"29467138235703613","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"你到底想要說(shuō)什么？"},{"id":"29467201324798482","sort":"15360","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"您看，您有兩億，給拔舌官兩千萬(wàn)！輪回官五千萬(wàn)，還剩下多少？讓我來(lái)告訴你，還剩下一億三千萬(wàn)，我和啞巴和您一樣要忘了今生的，可是誰(shuí)都想有個(gè)好的來(lái)生不是嗎？不是嗎？誰(shuí)又滿意他的今生呢？又有多少人對(duì)他的人生全部滿意呢？這樣行嗎？您分給我們一人五千萬(wàn)，還剩下三千萬(wàn)您可以在黃泉路上買零食吃！"},{"id":"29467236762089817","sort":"16384","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"反正死人的錢投了胎也用不到！我說(shuō)一個(gè)題外話，你看咱們這個(gè)牢房，我想起活著的時(shí)候住的一間出租屋了，你注意到了嗎？只要你把門打開(kāi)，那么如果有個(gè)人路過(guò)的話，那么他們就會(huì)往你的屋子里瞅一瞅，然后在他們的心里留下他們的評(píng)價(jià)，但是當(dāng)他們?cè)u(píng)價(jià)好或壞的時(shí)候，他們也的確犯了窺探的罪了不是？"},{"id":"29467244547247149","sort":"17408","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"當(dāng)然你亦可以說(shuō)這是因?yàn)槲矣斜┞兜挠?，得了吧！那么，你到底愿不愿意分一些錢給我呢？"},{"id":"29467254497074190","sort":"18432","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"小伙子啊，這錢嘛，別說(shuō)是這冥幣了，就算是真錢，我也未必會(huì)放在眼里。不過(guò)……"},{"id":"29467257181669503","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"不過(guò)什么呀，您說(shuō)！"},{"id":"29467288305892619","sort":"20480","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"不過(guò)，明天萬(wàn)一拔舌官要的不止兩千萬(wàn)，我要是帶少了，那我可就要受罪了！我要是帶多了，那么要等到那個(gè)輪回官萬(wàn)一再不夠，那對(duì)我還是不利的呀！這樣，明天你給我看著錢，要是我沒(méi)有被拔舌頭，我就給你。"},{"id":"29467293122660283","sort":"21504","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"我是說(shuō)萬(wàn)一帶多了，人家拔舌官再都給我要完了！"},{"id":"29467325891957872","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"老吳，你放心吧，如果不夠的話，那么我就幫你打點(diǎn)那兩位無(wú)常，讓他們?cè)俳o你通融一下，這些都是很好說(shuō)的??！"},{"id":"29467330454512409","sort":"23552","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"好，那咱們說(shuō)好了??！"},{"id":"29467340909068634","sort":"24576","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"三個(gè)人相視而笑，他們對(duì)著明天有著美好的希望，對(duì)于來(lái)生有著十足的信心~"},{"id":"29467357569254540","sort":"25600","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"第二天，黑白無(wú)常將老吳帶到了拔舌頭的地方，老吳被綁了起來(lái)，可是老吳不斷地沖著拔舌官眨眼睛、咳嗽！拔舌官心領(lǐng)神會(huì)！"},{"id":"29467361848026138","sort":"26624","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"老吳， 你怎么了？"},{"id":"29467371781104233","sort":"27648","type":1,"role":"29329270345791368","content":"兩位無(wú)常啊，就我的經(jīng)驗(yàn)而言，這個(gè)老吳應(yīng)該是得了重型感冒！我看，你們還是先出去吧！"},{"id":"29467374214024983","sort":"28672","type":1,"role":"29329270345791368","content":"省的被傳染！"},{"id":"29467377956823579","sort":"29696","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"拔舌官補(bǔ)充地說(shuō)道！"},{"id":"29468125007745910","sort":"30720","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"白無(wú)常一聽(tīng)拔舌官這么說(shuō)，連忙拿出了倆口罩"},{"id":"29468127693172442","sort":"31744","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"這不就行了！@拔舌官"},{"id":"29468134958551961","sort":"32768","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"拔舌官的臉上明顯出現(xiàn)了厭惡"},{"id":"29468176301844280","sort":"33792","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"拔舌官啊，你就不要客氣了，都是自家兄弟嘛！是的，我們知道你平時(shí)銷售舌頭，然后依靠提成可以每個(gè)月月入上萬(wàn)！可是，我告訴你吧，我并不喜歡，那又怎么樣呢？我現(xiàn)在喜歡的職業(yè)就是運(yùn)送人的靈魂，并且可以得知他們的一生，我覺(jué)得這件事情有意思極了！我記得你曾經(jīng)也說(shuō)過(guò)嘛！"},{"id":"29468194808843235","sort":"34816","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"一顆竹子最初只長(zhǎng)了三厘米！用了一年的時(shí)間，可是他在接下來(lái)的幾年，每年以十五米的速度生長(zhǎng)，最終長(zhǎng)成了一萬(wàn)米！你說(shuō)過(guò)的！"},{"id":"29468197778791266","sort":"35840","type":1,"role":"29329270345791368","content":"??！"},{"id":"29468228920715001","sort":"36864","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"拔舌官啊，你就不要客氣了！我們要是走了，那么，就沒(méi)有人幫助你撬開(kāi)老吳的嘴巴，這樣的話，你還怎么拔舌頭呢？萬(wàn)一被他咬著了，你還要打狂犬疫苗的，我知道你們這些住在地府政治中心的人都比較注重個(gè)人的衛(wèi)生！可是你千萬(wàn)不要搞錯(cuò)了，如果沒(méi)有我們這些從外地來(lái)的人，你們這么小的地方，這么點(diǎn)兒人怎么"},{"id":"29468241521884202","sort":"37888","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"可能將地府建設(shè)的這么繁華呢？你不要搞錯(cuò)了！你沒(méi)有注意到一件事情嗎？我們顯得更加地職業(yè)化，像那么一回事情。而你呢！"},{"id":"29468262194215140","sort":"38912","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"行了，不要給我遞煙了！呵，這么優(yōu)秀的文化，怎么在當(dāng)著人的面的時(shí)候就沒(méi)有那么值得稱贊呢？"},{"id":"29468275617678684","sort":"39936","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳以懺悔般的語(yǔ)氣說(shuō)著他的話，他的話聽(tīng)的人都會(huì)流出眼淚的，流出一大堆的眼淚！"},{"id":"29468292782538674","sort":"40960","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"二位無(wú)常，你們不用擔(dān)心。我自知我罪孽深重，而對(duì)于一個(gè)罪孽深重的人來(lái)說(shuō)，受懲罰對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō)就是一種救贖！我樂(lè)意接受最令人感到疼痛的拔舌頭！"},{"id":"29468338974339569","sort":"41984","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"說(shuō)完，老吳把舌頭伸了出來(lái)，就好像一個(gè)被砍頭的人把頭伸進(jìn)鍘刀那樣的堅(jiān)定"},{"id":"29468356155945508","sort":"43008","type":1,"role":"29329270345791368","content":"嘿嘿，嘿嘿，嘿嘿，嘿嘿"},{"id":"29468358823924911","sort":"44032","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"拔舌官笑著"},{"id":"29468367431293163","sort":"45056","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"而白無(wú)常這個(gè)多愁善感的鬼差，他已經(jīng)留出了眼淚了，多么地情緒化！"},{"id":"29468385418438923","sort":"46080","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"這個(gè)人自知有罪，啊，有多少人不知道自己有罪啊，連承認(rèn)也不承認(rèn)的人??！可是，老吳呢！他竟然承認(rèn)呢！看來(lái)人間還是很正能量的嘛！我愛(ài)老吳。"},{"id":"29468442316054916","sort":"47104","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"說(shuō)罷，黑白無(wú)常感動(dòng)地哭哭啼啼離開(kāi)了拔舌間，緊接著，一聲殺豬般的嚎叫從里面?zhèn)鱽?lái)。一條血淋淋的舌頭被丟出了門外，二位無(wú)常一看，那個(gè)淚水就更加地流了！"},{"id":"29468445268983344","sort":"48128","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"哦！偉人！偉人！"},{"id":"29468449027878856","sort":"49152","type":1,"role":"29280372121104849","content":"哦！萬(wàn)歲！萬(wàn)歲！這樣的人應(yīng)該永生！"},{"id":"29468456259523619","sort":"50176","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"牢房?jī)?nèi)的小伙子也顯然聽(tīng)到了那聲慘叫！有些詫異！"},{"id":"29468458424021502","sort":"51200","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"?。坎粫?huì)吧"},{"id":"29468472904092349","sort":"52224","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"不一會(huì)兒，黑白無(wú)常將老吳押來(lái)，只見(jiàn)老吳面容憔悴！雙手捂著嘴巴！眼神里透露著悲傷！"},{"id":"29468474799808298","sort":"53248","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"進(jìn)去！"},{"id":"29468493307804828","sort":"54272","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳被狠狠推進(jìn)了牢里，兩位無(wú)常的神情完全不像之前在拔舌官那里那樣感動(dòng)，也許他們懂得工作和私人感情是要分開(kāi)的！"},{"id":"29468718513935646","sort":"55296","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"小伙走進(jìn)老吳，心疼極了。他也很歉疚。"},{"id":"29468752876533616","sort":"56320","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"老吳，在這種緊要的關(guān)頭，我依然還是想跟您說(shuō)一句題外話。您知道嗎？在我生前，有人用金錢來(lái)誘惑我，許諾給我許多東西！他們非要要我去買奔馳，可是我就是喜歡別克，那種藍(lán)色的別克商務(wù)車型，一直都讓我覺(jué)得很好看！我就愛(ài)！他們不懂！以為我買不起呢！就像給我一份一萬(wàn)元一個(gè)月的工作，我并不喜歡，"},{"id":"29468759319725498","sort":"57344","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"一萬(wàn)！你倒是給我開(kāi)個(gè)五六萬(wàn)的，以為那又多么了不起！"},{"id":"29468786182605772","sort":"58368","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"好了，我的題外話說(shuō)完了。我要跟您說(shuō)抱歉。您知道我為什么要跟您說(shuō)題外話，那是因?yàn)槲蚁胱屇那榫w有一點(diǎn)轉(zhuǎn)移，這樣您就不會(huì)太過(guò)于責(zé)怪我。您知道的，這個(gè)事情出現(xiàn)的很突然，我完全沒(méi)有想到你真的會(huì)被拔舌頭！要知道，這種買賣可是他們的額外收入啊，無(wú)論多少，當(dāng)然也不能過(guò)少，可是有總比沒(méi)有好吧！"},{"id":"29468797458081503","sort":"59392","type":1,"role":"29330341922074871","content":"可是，我沒(méi)想到你真的被拔舌頭！一定很痛苦！不過(guò)，沒(méi)事的，反正咱們馬上就要投胎了，我們的人生就要改變了，你不要太難過(guò)，也不要怪我了"},{"id":"294697557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