{"body":[{"id":"29244951539885077","sort":"0","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"在浩泰酒店的包房?jī)?nèi)，老吳和幾個(gè)故交剛喝完酒、有的喝趴下了，有的還挑著盤里的菜吃。老吳靠著沙發(fā)睡著了。朋友們有些氣憤，因?yàn)槔蠀且呀?jīng)把飯錢給交了。但是沒(méi)有告訴他們。他們也都有事情呢，而老吳睡得正沉。"},{"id":"29244965750535187","sort":"1024","type":1,"role":"29244891151032656","content":"老吳，醒醒，醒醒……"},{"id":"29244977294694377","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳支支吾吾回應(yīng)著，根本聽不到他在說(shuō)什么"},{"id":"29244995281922528","sort":"3072","type":1,"role":"29244891151032656","content":"哎呀，這老吳，喝這么多干啥子?。★堝X結(jié)了也不告訴我們！"},{"id":"29245004426564854","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"29244898112498245","content":"老吳興許是想起了他那崢嶸的歲月傷感了吧，哈哈……"},{"id":"29245027497751213","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"眾友搖晃著老吳，無(wú)論怎么搖都搖不醒，可是可別誤會(huì)，他還沒(méi)有死呢。"},{"id":"29245038255403437","sort":"6144","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"兄弟們吶！時(shí)候不早了，你們趕快回去吧！"},{"id":"29245043339378930","sort":"7168","type":1,"role":"29244891151032656","content":"我們回去了，那你怎么辦呢？"},{"id":"29245053019096416","sort":"8192","type":1,"role":"29244891151032656","content":"嘿，伙計(jì)們，你們先回去吧，我送送老吳。"},{"id":"29245065905278960","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"哎呀，不用，不用，你們?nèi)甲?！我跟我兒子打過(guò)電話了，他一會(huì)兒就會(huì)來(lái)接我。你們趕緊回去吧，別晚了，老婆子會(huì)罵你們的！"},{"id":"29245079867657189","sort":"10240","type":1,"role":"29244898112498245","content":"嗨呀，這老吳，做事都不說(shuō)一聲的，真是！走走走，咱們走！"},{"id":"29245127101445917","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"朋友的話剛一落地，這些人就走個(gè)干凈，擱誰(shuí)誰(shuí)不來(lái)氣呢！這個(gè)老吳把飯錢付了，還把這些老東西都給喝得暈七倒八的，還提前給自己兒子打了電話?？墒?，他沒(méi)有想到接下來(lái)所發(fā)生的事，，起初他還為自己的把戲而慶幸呢！因?yàn)樗軔勖孀?，他的朋友們和他一樣要面子，所以他們中誰(shuí)搶著付了錢都會(huì)覺(jué)得像拿獎(jiǎng)一樣"},{"id":"29245156614588912","sort":"12288","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"唉？臥槽！這是怎么一回事？我怎么能看見我自己躺在沙發(fā)上的全景?喂！喂！"},{"id":"29245167639937202","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"可別誤會(huì)，老吳不是在打電話，他是在試圖叫醒睡眠中的自己，也就是說(shuō)他的靈魂出竅了！多么神奇！"},{"id":"29245180793606405","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"啊？我想要喊出聲！可是，為什么都是心理活動(dòng)呢？"},{"id":"29245187236761769","sort":"15360","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳的聲音只有他自己可以知道。"},{"id":"29245197958860176","sort":"16384","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳死了，他的靈魂正在一步步地走向他的身體。"},{"id":"29245216751248857","sort":"17408","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"盯了這么久，他，哦，不，我的肚子怎么動(dòng)也不動(dòng)！莫非我練過(guò)什么氣功？可是我沒(méi)有這個(gè)讓肚子憋氣這么久還不動(dòng)的能力喲！"},{"id":"29245232053863047","sort":"18432","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳伸出手指湊向他的鼻子，這么一摸，嚇得他手直哆嗦"},{"id":"29245239554409348","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"嗚嗚嗚嗚，嗚嗚嗚，嗚嗚，嗚，嗚嗚，嗚嗚嗚，嗚嗚嗚嗚……"},{"id":"29245263985099374","sort":"20480","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳傷心地哭了，他從來(lái)沒(méi)有這樣的經(jīng)歷，在他的記憶里，這樣的時(shí)候就代表著一個(gè)人沒(méi)了，那年他的母親亡了的時(shí)候，他就是這么感覺(jué)的啊。"},{"id":"29256923753401307","sort":"21504","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"我死了，我死了，我怎么就死了呢？我可才六十歲呢！距離中國(guó)人的平均壽命還有十幾歲呢！真是太令人傷心了，這種傷心就好像是一把火一樣，燃燒著整個(gè)沙漠。嗚嗚嗚嗚……不過(guò)，根據(jù)我的思考，我轉(zhuǎn)頭一想啊，其實(shí)平均代表的是一種綜合的數(shù)字，我雖然沒(méi)有達(dá)到平均，但是不能說(shuō)我就是不合理的，我的死合適！"},{"id":"29256939339705201","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳走到了他的身體旁邊坐下，就像是一對(duì)雙胞胎一樣，可是沒(méi)一會(huì)兒，他就開心起來(lái)了"},{"id":"29256942277153432","sort":"23552","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"?。?},{"id":"29256953568253233","sort":"24576","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳一下跳了起來(lái)，這次他跳了五米高，可能靈魂真的比較輕吧，哈哈哈，這個(gè)倒不管，老吳他異常興奮。"},{"id":"29256961622885124","sort":"25600","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"啊……我現(xiàn)在是魂靈！那么……"},{"id":"29256965363756831","sort":"26624","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"他想到了什么？"},{"id":"29256985514506203","sort":"27648","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"天堂！天堂！天堂！啊，天堂，天堂！一定有天堂！老李還說(shuō)什么沒(méi)有鬼神，哼！他又沒(méi)有死過(guò)，他怎么會(huì)知道呢？沒(méi)有調(diào)查就沒(méi)有發(fā)言權(quán)！"},{"id":"29256995179113418","sort":"28672","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳興奮地翩翩起舞，跳了一出出名的小狗吃屎舞。"},{"id":"29257008048276591","sort":"29696","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"過(guò)了一會(huì)兒，老吳舒服地躺在身體旁邊，幸福而又充滿期待地閉著眼睛等待美好的一切到來(lái)。"},{"id":"29257012343646763","sort":"30720","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"我就等著去享福去咯！"},{"id":"29257088048640322","sort":"31744","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"正當(dāng)此時(shí)，穿著黑白衣服的黑白無(wú)常，一蹦一跳地來(lái)到他的后面，兩個(gè)鬼伸手掐住了老吳的雙臂，老吳隨即從地面飄升了起來(lái)。"},{"id":"29257136622065952","sort":"32768","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"啊，一定是天使來(lái)接我了，哈哈哈哈……我要去當(dāng)神仙去咯，可是我有恐高癥，一會(huì)兒飛到天上會(huì)不會(huì)吐呀，到時(shí)候嘔吐物正好砸到一個(gè)渴望天上掉餡餅并張著嘴巴等待的人，那該多么不好啊。就算沒(méi)有砸到行人，砸到花花草草也是不好的。畢竟“小草是你媽，請(qǐng)勿踐踏她！”這種標(biāo)語(yǔ)的震懾力是可以的！"},{"id":"29257165900203597","sort":"33792","type":1,"role":"29257148433592612","content":"閉眼不就行了！像是鴕鳥把頭鉆進(jìn)沙子里就可以避免太陽(yáng)的暴曬！很多事情是因?yàn)槲覀兡軌蚩匆姴拍敲赐纯嗟?，你看不見就意識(shí)不到高度的！"},{"id":"29257196218664569","sort":"34816","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"黑無(wú)常善良地提醒著，雖說(shuō)黑無(wú)常是來(lái)索命的，但是不得不說(shuō)啊，這只是人家的職業(yè)，不能說(shuō)人家多么壞蛋的！古人也是智慧，一個(gè)人的死，黑天白天都很無(wú)常，所謂黑無(wú)常與白無(wú)常，生命是如此神秘。"},{"id":"29257207241585146","sort":"35840","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"黑無(wú)常善良地提醒著，雖說(shuō)黑無(wú)常是來(lái)索命的，但是不得不說(shuō)啊，這只是人家的職業(yè)，不能說(shuō)人家多么壞蛋的！古人也是智慧，一個(gè)人的死，黑天白天都很無(wú)常，所謂黑無(wú)常與白無(wú)常，生命是如此神秘。"},{"id":"29257216083801088","sort":"36864","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"啊，對(duì)呀對(duì)呀。"},{"id":"29257233265338512","sort":"37888","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"說(shuō)著，老吳幸福地閉著眼睛"},{"id":"29257249925833753","sort":"38912","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"黑白無(wú)常帶著“幸?！钡睦蠀秋w過(guò)窗口，飛過(guò)城市，來(lái)到了泰龍墓地。"},{"id":"29257268163616688","sort":"39936","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"過(guò)了一會(huì)兒，他們平穩(wěn)落地，一邊是黑白無(wú)常拿著鐵鍬在挖地，另一邊是老吳幸福地不敢睜開眼睛。"},{"id":"29257300898370206","sort":"40960","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"啊，落地了，哦，不對(duì)不對(duì)，是上天了。上帝會(huì)跟我說(shuō)些什么呢？會(huì)讓我當(dāng)個(gè)啥官呢？我寫了一輩子的字，讓我給他當(dāng)個(gè)秘書總是可以的吧？或者我可以給他寫傳記，他肯定喜歡我把他的形象給寫地超級(jí)好，就像一個(gè)圣人一樣，不，要超過(guò)圣人。"},{"id":"29257305999125869","sort":"41984","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳捂著臉笑著，開心極了。"},{"id":"29257319438528930","sort":"43008","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"而他不知道的是，黑白無(wú)常在另外一邊已經(jīng)掘地三尺了！"},{"id":"29257329086046242","sort":"44032","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"上帝啊，上帝！那我要睜眼咯，我睜咯！"},{"id":"29257335008768227","sort":"45056","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳猛地將手從臉上拿開"},{"id":"29257336334304758","sort":"46080","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"哈！"},{"id":"29257341166434646","sort":"47104","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"然而眼前的一切讓老吳目瞪口呆"},{"id":"29257348683215484","sort":"48128","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"??？這不是泰龍墓地嘛，我怎么會(huì)來(lái)到這里呢？"},{"id":"29257355679754857","sort":"49152","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳還以為以上所發(fā)生的事情全是夢(mèng)"},{"id":"29257381182417660","sort":"50176","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"他東瞅瞅，西看看，看見了黑白無(wú)常在挖地呢。由于黑白無(wú)常挖地挖地渾身是汗，這時(shí)光著膀子拼命地干呢！"},{"id":"29257386283227839","sort":"51200","type":1,"role":"29244847658387716","content":"老吳大喝一聲！"},{"id":"29257396199166704","sort":"52224","type":1,"role":"29244880124683176","content":"嗨！那倆大小伙子，你們干嘛的？大白天挖人家的墳??！"}],"sentencecount":52}